Thursday, May 29, 2008

The Question on the Mind of Every Milwaukeean:

Courtesy of JSOnline's online poll:

Do you think the Sausage Race is rigged?
  • YES
  • NO
  • Are you fucking kidding me? Are you really going to market yourself as a "newspaper" when you put shit like this on your website? Did anybody associated with this rag attend journalism school? Is Anthony Witrado preparing a hard-hitting expose on the suspect training methods of the Italian sausage?


Moongoose McQueen said...

I'll go with:

YES - but that doesn't make them any less of athletes because of it. I mean, do you have any idea about the personal and physical sacrifices they've had to make in order to sausage race at a professional level? The day-in day-out grind of the sausage race lifestyle is not for the weak at heart. You truly have to have a passion for the business to have made it this far, and at the end of the day, if their fans go home happy - who cares?

Sheets' Va Jay Jay said...

It's not rigged. I think I probably know this better than anyone that reads (or writes) for this blog. On Sunday they keep it close to let the little sausages decide it, but overall it is not rigged. Man, the Urinal Sentinel Sucks!

Devil's Threesome said...

there you have it folks. Our Quevedo at the Buffet insider knows all!