Friday, June 27, 2008

New MU Recruit

Well...we have a new recruit for the 2008-2009 season. It seems that the secret mission for Reid You Animal's bachelor was accomplished as MU signed a 7 footer out of Toronto today. This morning he was listed at 6'11", but he has since grown an inch. There is no truth to the rumor that Jay Bilas reported his wingspan at 7'7". Mr Ian McMorrow is his name. Apparently he played hockey and lacrosse as a kid, but he grew so much that he started playing basketball. That, and as an African-American, he was no longer allowed to play lacrosse or hockey. Mr. McMorrow will redshirt this year and begin to officially plod up and down the court at the Al (notice that I didn't say Bradley Center) in the 2009-2010 season. The excitement is palpable.

2 comments:

Rubie Q said...

Ian McMorrow would like his name submitted for the Inverse Reggie Cleveland All-Stars.

Seriously -- he's BLACK? With that name?

Devil's Threesome said...

Even Howie Kendrick is impressed!