Wednesday, July 16, 2008

Bud Selig

Dear Bud:

I am kind of drunk, tired, and need to work in the morning. Can't you just end the All Star game already?

I mean, I know you have some pull and every little bit would help at this point. Corey Hart looks terrible; he needs a beer and a nap. Are you trying to satisfy the West Coast Japs or what?

Please Bud, please.


FPMKE said...

I'll even buy you a Gilles custard tomorrow; I know how much you like that shit.

Rubie Q said...

This post is screaming out for a "Fun with Slurs" tag.