Wednesday, July 30, 2008

Cubs fans are classy

1)Forest Park police responded July 27 to reports of a man defecating and exposing his penis in a parking lot at 7200 Madison Street shortly before 10:30 p.m.

When officers arrived at the scene they identified the man wearing a shirt that read "Sox Suck" as Shawn Abernathy, 39, of Oak Park. Police reportedly noticed Abernathy's pants unzipped, urine stains on the front of his pants, and brown stains on the back of his shorts.

The officer on the scene asked Abernathy if he had urinated, and he allegedly responded, "Yeah, I had to go." Excrement was also observed on the window of a building on Madison Street.

Abernathy was charged with criminal defacement and disorderly conduct.

2)Three Chicago area men are accused of beating up a suburban Milwaukee man who police say threw a beer at their bus after the Milwaukee Brewers' loss to the Chicago Cubs at Miller Park.

Officers arrested the three Cubs fans Tuesday night on possible charges of substantial battery. The men are 25, 26 and 34 years old.

Police say the three Chicago area men got off the bus after the 24-year-old West Allis man threw the beer. The Brewers fan was cited for disorderly conduct and taken to a local hospital. Authorities say he suffered cuts to his face and had a tooth knocked out.

The 34-year-old Chicago area man also received a municipal ticket for assault and battery after police say he punched his sister in the mouth as she tried to intervene in the fight.

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