Since I wrote this about two weeks ago:
"JJ Hardy has regressed to the mean.
Yeah, .251 / .324 / .370 with 5 homers seems about right, doesn't it? At least his defense is still top notch."
...JJ has doubled his homer total while raising his average almost thirty points. So, according to the Laws of Physics, because me bitching about JJ Hardy was followed by JJ Hardy playing better, me bitching about JJ Hardy was the direct cause of JJ Hardy playing better.
You're all welcome.
Also: for Christ's sake, Alice, move your fucking feet on the ball hit to your left! It's not that difficult of a play!