Friday, July 11, 2008

Six Degrees of Dick Sex.

Our Illinois friend mentioned that the Richie Sexson trade has expanded to Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon-like proportions. Let's review:

DickSex was traded for Chris Capuano, Chad Moeller (ha), Junior Spivey, Craig Counsell, Lyle Overbay, and George of the Rose...who started yesterday for the Rockies.

Cappy is back in Arizona, but not by choice. If there is any justice in this world, Moeller is ranching sheep somewhere and eating pudding with other gay cowboys. Spivey was dealt to the Nats for Tomo Ohka (wow). Craigers is still here hunting Whitefish poon. George of the Rose became Tony Graffanino. And Overbay was dealt to Toronto for Zach Jackson, Gabe Gross, and Dave Bush...who started yesterday for the Brewers. Wild.

Gross was traded to Tampa for a piece of pizza that sat on the kitchen counter for a day. Zach Jackson was dealt (as an afterthought) for the Creedence.

So, in the end, we got C.C. for DickSex. Not a bad trade.

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