As reported by the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel, A Badger football player has been suspended. I know that I am shocked, so I can only imagine the shock for the rest of you. I thought all Badger football players were upstanding citizens that helped old ladies cross the street and blow-up illegal meth labs. That is what the MJS would have us normally believe. They love them some BADgers.
The player that was suspended was done so for violating the terms of his first-offender program. He didn't play in any road games last year because of his violation and now he won't play in any games at all. He was slated to be the third running back, so I doubt this is a huge blow for the atrocious Big Televen team.
Everything seems to be coming up Milhouse. Enjoy the ride, folks.