Jim Fucking Edmonds has two homers, including a grand slam. Yeah, that's about right.
Bright Spot #1: King Ned's fate has been sealed. After his showing in this series, there is no conceivable way that His Majesty is back next season.
Bright Spot #2: At least we learned early that our team is full of pantywaists. Now we don't have to spend all August and September wondering if they're going to make a run.
Bright Spot #3: Plenty of fine seats will be available at the ballyard come September.