D's 3Some and I were talking about this yesterday whilst we attended the Brewers game, and apparently D3S and Reid had a similar conversation on Saturday: Corey Hart's at-bat music is beyond atrocious. "International Harvester" is, without question, the dumbest fucking song I have ever heard. If you can stomach it, take a look at these lyrics:
'Cause I’m a son of a third generation farmer
I’ve been married 10 years to a farmer’s daughter
I got two boys in the county 4-H
I’m a lifetime sponsor of the F.F.A.
Hay! That’s what I make
(I made it that far. The 'hay' pun just about killed me. My heart stopped for 3.4 seconds. I will soldier on:)
I make a lotta hay for a little pay
But I’m proud to say
I’m a God fearin’ hard workin’ combine driver
Hoggin’ up the road on my a p-p-p-plower
Chug a lug a lugin’ 5 miles an hour
On my International Harvester.
We have the power to fix this -- mainly because we know Sheets' Pooter. Hart can't keep coming up to this fucking abomination. So I beseech thee, Va Jay Jay, play something else. It will get you fired, sure, but one of us will take you in when you get evicted.
Here's my suggestion: "Comfort Eagle" by Cake. For one, it's Cake, and Cake is a great fucking band. Plus, it's got that awesome, driving guitar line to open the song, and then the dude starts singing about "building a religion." Fuck yes. Sign me up. I'm a Corey Hart acolyte.