Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Cue TAPS


16 comments:

Rubie Q said...

Hey! I called this two days ago, asshole.

Devil's Threesome said...

It always takes a couple of days to bury the corpse. I attended the wake last night, there were even nuns there (hosted by soon-to-be-Mrs Devil's Threesome) to make sure everything went properly. Didn't have the stomach to attend the funeral today.

They're all fucking pussies, except for CC.

Rubie Q said...

What the fuck do nuns do at a wake? Forgive me, I'm a recovering Catholic, so I don't know this.

FPMKE said...

I was kind of looking forward to going to the Brewers @ Cubs next Wed. & Thurs. Now, it's probably going to suck. The Cubs have been trying to give us the Division but we've been too busy trying to give away the Wild Card. What a fucking joke.

Goodnight sweet prince.

Devil's Threesome said...

They don't do anything at funerals. I just thought it was funny they were there so I threw it in. One even stole 2nd base. 6th commandment! I think...

Rubie Q said...

Oh. OK. Thanks for not making any kind of 'habit' pun.

I think we need to come up with a new word to describe the unfathomable pussi-ful-ness of this team. They are the most amazing collection of weak-willed fucks that I've ever seen. To call them pussies is an insult to vaginas everywhere.

EMoney said...

What was the Mets record in September last year? Everyone proclaimed that THE collapse of all time (due to their ridiculous division lead). At this rate we are going to rival that. Wait a minute.....I wasn't going to discuss that team whose name can no longer be mentioned. This Sh*t is like crack.

Devil's Threesome said...

OUR MOST RELIABLE RELIEVER IS BILL MOTHERFUCKING MOTA???? HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE??? I HATE BASEBALL, I HATE THIS STUPID, DEMORALIZING GAME!!

EMoney said...

2-6 in the order is hittless through 7 today. 5 hits last night and 5 hits through 7 thus far. How is it that a crappy young team of misfits has more hits against Sabathia than we have had against any of their crappy pitchers in any other game this series. Baffling! Is this the first sign of the apocalypse?

Rubie Q said...

No. This is a business as usual in the second half of the season for a Ned Yost-managed team.

Devil's Threesome said...

Ryan Braun walked? That's a bigger sign of the apocalypse. Or a hole has just been ripped in the space-time continuum. I blame that Hadron collider. Black holes scare me!!

http://www.cnn.com/2008/TECH/09/10/lhc.collider/index.html

Devil's Threesome said...

bases loaded, 0 outs. Tony Gwynn Our Lord & Savior grounds into a double play. That's Brewers execution!!

Devil's Threesome said...

Torres's third straight appearance, this could get ugly. Cue the cavalcade of lefties.

Softball's Tony Gwynn said...

game over...winner winner chicken dinner!

Devil's Threesome said...

eat a dick Tony Gywnn. You almost lost us the game.

Rubie Q said...

Wow. We score two runs on errors and get another when Glass Bat Gwynn grounds into a fucking double play. I guess those are the 'breaks' King Ned was talking about yesterday.

Pitiful effort again today. This win doesn't change a fucking thing.