Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Distracted: "hey dude, did you see those?"


So, after an almost-comeback win I think I may have figured out what the problem is... we're distracted. Most importantly, in the ninth tonight Prince probably saw someone eating a delicious Chicago-style hotdog. And in Philly you ask? Cheese-steaks beeotches. He's a man. And he's craving the meat... but not the man-meat, yet.

As for the rest of the team... boobies galore. When you go from looking at these to looking at these (probably not safe for work) or definitely these (totally not safe for work)... there are going to be problems.

Everybody knows the chicks dig J.J. and when he's looking at some nasty chick who wants his "flavor saver" it's easier to focus on baseball. Same goes for the rest of team.

Anyway, not sure where I was going with this but I like boobies.

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