Time of death: Approximately 9:55 p.m., September 8, 2008.
R.I.P., 2008 Brewers season.
(Takes away those electric paddle things from Drs. SB's Tony Gwynn and Sheets' Va Jay Jay)
Men -- stop. You've done all you can. It's over. They're gone.
(Dr. Va Jay Jay -- that sounds like a real doctor, doesn't it? Like an Indian dude or something -- begins to attempt CPR)
DAMMIT, MAN! IT'S OVER!
(Kicks over gurney, destroys hospital room)