Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Executive Order No. 08-7364.

Effective immediately:

The Corey Hart "I Am A MAN" Club has been permanently disbanded. Each of the members has violated one or more of the rules contained in the Club's charter:

Corey Hart -- OBP lower than Rickie Weeks. Immediate banishment from Club.

Ryan Braun -- Alleged 'star' of the team has disappeared when team needs him most. Immediate banishment from Club.

Jason Kendall -- Started playing like he's 37 years old. Also: has less pop in his bat than Craig Counsell. Immediate banishment from Club.

CC Sabathia -- Gave up three-run home run to Jerry Fucking Hairston. Fuck, man, I could strike out Jerry Fucking Hairston. Immediate banishment from Club.

That is all, gentlemen. May God have mercy on your souls.

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