Friday, September 5, 2008

The Goddamn Plane Has Crashed Into the Mountain

As the millionaire Jeffrey Lebowski said, "The goddamn plan has crashed into the mountain!!"  I can't properly summon the words to describe the steaming crater at Miller Park tonight.
  • Impotent offense?  Check.
  • Dominant CC start?  Check.
  • Bullpen implosion?  Check.
  • Gagne boo-fest?  Check.
  • Another loss to the second worse team in the NL? Pending, but very, very likely.
I can just fucking hear it tonight from Yost: "Gagne's our 8th inning guy."

3 comments:

Devil's Threesome said...

Let's trade Prince and Rickie for Kevin Kouzmanoff. I'm fucking serious. He does this thing, it's called fielding. We need that. Oh, and he hits a little too.

Devil's Threesome said...

i can't believe the naked, square jawed 45 year old corpse of Brian Giles hit that ball 600 feet.

Devil's Threesome said...

Prince is a cunt. A fat, fucking cunt.