Friday, September 5, 2008

The Goddamn Plane Has Crashed Into the Mountain

As the millionaire Jeffrey Lebowski said, "The goddamn plan has crashed into the mountain!!"  I can't properly summon the words to describe the steaming crater at Miller Park tonight.
  • Impotent offense?  Check.
  • Dominant CC start?  Check.
  • Bullpen implosion?  Check.
  • Gagne boo-fest?  Check.
  • Another loss to the second worse team in the NL? Pending, but very, very likely.
I can just fucking hear it tonight from Yost: "Gagne's our 8th inning guy."


Devil's Threesome said...

Let's trade Prince and Rickie for Kevin Kouzmanoff. I'm fucking serious. He does this thing, it's called fielding. We need that. Oh, and he hits a little too.

Devil's Threesome said...

i can't believe the naked, square jawed 45 year old corpse of Brian Giles hit that ball 600 feet.

Devil's Threesome said...

Prince is a cunt. A fat, fucking cunt.