Brad Nelson - he is the Phil Fulmer of the Milwaukee Brewers. Who wants a corndog??
Lou Pinella - what would you rather see? This fat Hispanic-ish turd take 15 minutes to waddle to the mound or the twin bed that Fontenot/Theriot share?
Mike Cameron - NOT A FREAKING LEADOFF HITTER!! Damn squandered opportunities!!
Ben Sheets - still a bitch
Will we use more pitchers than our total number of hits in the game?