Saturday, September 20, 2008

We Need to Break the Post Record

Therefore, here are some random college football musings as I down a dangerous amount of Miller High Life:

If USC doesn't run through the rest of the year undefeated, can we relegate them? The Pac 10 is so fucking bad, I think Northern Illinois would qualify for a bowl. WSU is a disaster, UW is embarrassing, OSU got their shit rocked at Penn St, Oregon got schooled at home against Boise, Cal was never competitive against a bad Maryland team, Stanford lost by 3 scores at TCU, UCLA lost by 59 fucking points against the Mormons, ASU blew a 10 point 4th quarter lead to UNLV and Arizona lost at New Mexico. Ick, just a fucking Obama-nation! Get it? I made a pun off the presidential candidate's name!!

Speaking of relegation...can NBC get their money back on the ND contract? How many ring wearing d-bags are out there to watch ND lose every week? Ok, full disclosure, I usually watch some of the ND games for the car wreck factor. I just want to see the carnage and the hope, however infintessimal (spelling?), that I will see a decapitated head. The audacity, the audacity of hope!!

The ACC - we'll continue on the relegation theme. Can we relegate a whole fucking conference? Anyone else watching the pillow fight between Wake and FSU? Holy shit, normally pillow fights evoke positive emotions, but this is like watching the Girls of the Big 10 in the latest Playboy conduct a pillow fight. Ick, motherfucking ick! It's like an NFL game, and not only an NFL game, but a Ravens-Bills catastrophe. It's a battle of the field goals. 9-3 in the 3rd.

On to the SEC, no relegation talk here, they play some fucking ball. UGA is rolling ASU and Auburn and LSU are battling it out in an ugly, yet wildly entertaining game.

Holly Rowe is ugly. Is she attempting a cleavage shot tonight? Cover that shit up!

One final thought for now. Anyone else really fucking bothered by the fake, fluttering banners for each school that fly in the fake background whenever they show the announcers during an ABC/ESPN game? Lame as hell.

1 comment:

Devil's Threesome said...

Can I get some props for the Brad Nelson-Phil Fulmer connection? That's fucking brilliant in my opinion.