Ben Sheets - still a bitch
Prince Fielder - wow! He must have really hated Ned Yost. Or he really likes Wrigley. Dude is raking! Thanks for taking the reins Prince. Lead us to October.
Corey Hart - send him to the Manny Parra glue factory
Todd Coffey - this has disaster written all over it
Rickie Weeks - no complaints here, he isn't playing
"Karma Police" - good song and nice job by our middle reliever
Marquis - biggest schnoz ever