He hasn't had anything to say since, like, fucking July or some shit. He ain't here, he's not on the fantasy baseball site, he didn't even respond when I gave him shit for using his waiver pick in fantasy football to snag a tight end who had a bye that week.
I apologized for the pro-replay screed I went on three months ago. I brought the dog bowling, but I didn't rent it shoes. I didn't buy it a beer. I didn't let it take his turn.
Where are you, Sweetness? I'm 'bout ready to put out an Amber Alert.