Monday, December 29, 2008

Coming Later Today...

...as soon as I get my shit done (whichever comes first -- that's what she said), the first batch of our first ever End of the Year Awards -- but I need help thinking of a name for them. Preferably something to do with a buffet.

Get on it, bitches. I know you're all working today ('cept for the Va Jay Jay, of course).

14 comments:

FPMKE said...

What about "The Buffet Sneeze Guard Award" ?

Devil's Threesome said...

Couple ideas:
- Flaming PuPu Platter
- Bronzed Shrimp Cocktail
- The OCBs - Old Country Buffet
- Q@B Sizzlers
- Liedls

Sheets' Va Jay Jay said...

I think something ridiculously long and including Liedl would be great.

The Liedl's Brat Buffet Year End Recognition of Greatness From The Year Gone By.

Rubie Q said...

I can do longer:

The Liedl's Bronzed Shrimp with a Delightful White Wine Reduction End of the Year Recognition of Greatness (or Relative Lack Thereof) From the Year Gone By, Featuring M.J. Liedl.

Or, if you're into the brevity thing:

TLBSWADWWREOTYROG(orlt)FTYGB,FMJL.

Devil's Threesome said...

how about something working Liedl into his new job purveying consessions for the Local 9?

Devil's Threesome said...

Nice work Rubie - can we get a Minnesota Twins reference in there? Or maybe a Viking horn sound?

Devil's Threesome said...

A couple of award ideas:
- Overeaction of the year (plenty of fine candidates)
- Misplaced Loyalty Award (ahem, Zone is for Pussies)
- Post of the Year (The Definitive Anti-Corey Hart Screed)
- Picture of the Year (pic of the heart removing native from Temple of Doom after Brauny silenced Busch Stadium)

FPMKE said...

I like the OCB's. Has a nice ring to it.

Rubie Q said...

Hey, by the by, why doesn't Liedl post here? Shouldn't somebody send him an invite?

Oh. Wait. That would be me. Sorry.

Sheets' Va Jay Jay said...

He asks for the address every now and again. If he ever went to the softball website he would see a link here. It's funny the hoops we make him jump thru.

Zone Defense is for Pussies said...

misplaced loyalty? seriously...from the guy who called the end of the Brewers season about 15 times last year and has a time or 2 mentioned the phrase "we aren't event a tournament team"

Rubie Q said...

Whoa whoa whoa. Whoa. WHOA. Hold on there, big fella. Simmer down. Let's save the firefights for when we actually announce the awards.

Devil's Threesome said...

Zone - um, yes, that's exactly my point for the award - you could also call it "Loyal to a Fault." You are way more loyal than others on this blog, notice how I preceeded it with the Overeaction Award? Chill out.
Are you just pissy b/c you don't get two weeks off for the holidays anymore?
Additionally, I never said we weren't a tournament team, ass. I texted that we didn't LOOK like a tournament team during the Dayton game b/c, well, we looked like absolute shit. Regardless, I'm still nervous as hell about the Big East season. We need to get off to a great start.

Sheets' Va Jay Jay said...

This is awesome. This is exactly what this blog is for. More yelling!!!!

D3S called Zone and ass!!! YES!