Thursday, February 5, 2009

Anybody Want To Sign Him Now?

Let me paraphrase Ueck in Major League II:

Ben Sheets probably needs elbow surgery.
I think I'll wet my pants.

Feels good to be right about one, since I'm wrong so often.

2 comments:

EMoney said...

Yes.....6 year deal. He should pitch for the Brewers until he is 50!

FPMKE said...

Sign him cheap... tell him to tighten up his pussy... shoot the elbow up with some cortizone and let him pitch until his arm falls off.

What's with the Buffet Eaters? Or lack there of?