Word is that Braun is fightin' mad after getting drilled in the back by Jeff Karstens last night, and he's talkin' pay back: “We play them about 17 more times (actually 13). Tell Mr. Selig, we’ll see what happens. It’s going to be interesting.”
Awesome, and all; who doesn't love a good bean ball war?
But here's the problem:
Who in the hell are the Brewers supposed to throw at?
They hit our best player. So, naturally, we'd throw at their best player: Nate McLouth. But, alas, he's hurt and hasn't played since last Wednesday. Maybe we throw at the guy who's been with the team the longest: Adam Carolla doppelganger (and Brewer killer) Jack Wilson. But, alas, he's also hurt and got put on the DL yesterday. And, dammit, Ryan Doumit is out, too.
I'd feel bad throwing at either of the LaRoche brothers -- they suck so much ass (individually and collectively) that they'd probably end up swinging at the pitch.
Jesus -- that leaves us with Nyjer Morgan, Brian Bixler, Craig Monroe, Jason Jaramillo (who?) ... ugh.
Is it Fred Sanchez? I guess it's Fred Sanchez. Sorry, dude.