Here's the 10-day Weather Planner for Nashville, Tennessee. Looks like it's going to get hot this weekend: 81 degrees on Friday, 86 on Saturday, and 90 on Sunday. Pack your Bermuda shorts.
Also: here's the calender of events for the Grand Ole Opry for June. Hey -- looks like mega-sexpot Carrie Underwood is going to be there on the ninth -- with Trace Adkins and Charlie Daniels, too! That looks like a good deal. Maybe you can get comped seats from the Sounds.
Enjoy your flight, asshole.
(In all -- well, slightly more -- seriousness: if there's no room on the roster for a stumblebum like Julio, then there's certainly no room for a starter with a 6.75 ERA and a 1.80+ WHIP, especially one who throws up a 4-inning, 11-hit, 10-run abortion in a game where his team absolutely, positively needs him to go at least 7 innings. Maybe Prince was on to something when he throttled that fuckstick last year...)