I wouldn't at all be surprised to see Bill Hall land on the 15-day DL with "delusions of grandeur": according to Adam McCalvy, Hall says he considers himself the best third baseman in the league.
That's just one of many curious quotes from your $6 million defensive-replacement third baseman, who also described a closed-door meeting with his bosses thusly:
"It wasn't a bad meeting, it wasn't a good meeting. It was just a meeting," Hall said. "We talked about baseball. It was just a discussion."
Enlightening that the conversation was about baseball; here I thought K-Mach would invite Hall to his office to hear his review of Bruno.
(Tip o' the cap to Brew Crew Ball.)