Someone calling themselves pineda thinks our name is pantherrants. Pineda also would like to tell us what we should eat. Apparently we can download a 7-day Fat Loss Meal Plan! Holy crap. Why am I not doing this right now?
We then got something from Greggs... another person that thinks we are called pantherrants, about Twitter. I guess the world, or at least this person called Greggs, wants us to Twitter.
An emailer by the name of Miller contacted us and asked if they could tell us a secret. You want to tell us a secret? I don't think that is a good idea. Once the Buffet has a couple of drinks, we open up the vault and nothing is safe. In order to protect you, Miller, I don't want you to tell me your secret.
Thomas also wants to tell us a secret. Is it the same secret that Miller had? I kind of want to know now.
Cervantes emailed us to let us know that we can run a business and all we need is two hours a day. What? Only two hours a day and we can make money? Sounds too good to be true. Why would we keep working our real jobs? Why put in 8 or more hours a day when I can only do 2? I think I'll respond to Cervantes and see what the deal is? There is no way this a scam.
There were also other emails, but that is all we have time for today. I am slightly disappointed that we didn't get any emails about our genitals. Apparently we can all get and keep erections and our stuff is of an adequate size. I guess we got that going for us.