Please welcome the Buffet's new California-based correspondent, Pope Lope's Discourse on the Origin of Species. (At D3's wedding, I asked the Pontiff to come up with an absurdly long handle. He didn't disappoint.)
Look to the Pope for breaking news on Manny's pregnancy and the wave conditions from Ahoya up to Pismo.
(And, having added our twelfth author, let this serve as a not-so-subtle wake up call to those of you who haven't posted in months -- ahem, Moongoose and Mustache. Judgment day is coming, and it's coming right soon.)