Consider this your post-D3 wedding extravaganza roll call:
I saw Reid yesterday, and, while hobbled, he looked a'ight, all things considered. Rumor has it that Va Jay Jay loosed his tummy on Reid's new carpet. E$ may or may not be awaiting extradition from Ohio. The rest of yous, I dunno.
It's gonna be a slow day, I expect (though I imagine E might have an update on Marquette's newest recruit). So, since we haven't checked in with Toddles in a while, I'll leave you with your Welter Monday Morning [Sic]:
Do Not Be Like This Idiot Cubs Fans
That sentence needs one of two things: (1) a comma, or (2) to lose that last "s". Nice editing, dipshit.