With the moving and nupitals I haven't had much time to fully delve into my life's true passion, college football research. I'll get some more content up over the next week, but here are some early, very uneducated thoughts on the upcoming season.
Many college football pundits will tell you that Ole Miss is bound to have a breakout year and win the SEC West. Those pundits are fucking wrong. Sure, they beat Florida last year, but that game was late season Tecmo Super Bowl-esque. Incredulous turnovers and Dave Meggett getting hurt. Pure luck. Then, they waltzed through a watered down SEC West (sans Bama) en route to the Cotton Bowl. Don't buy into the hype
Take the paragraph above and apply it to Oklahoma St. I predict a double-digit UGA win in Stillwater on opening weekend
Speaking of opening weekend - look at these thrilling Big 11 games on tap for next weekend!
The Big 11 will make your eyes bleed, but they'll still land tOSU & State Penn in the BCS, where they will once again be sacrificial lambs to teams who play in real conferences
The Big 12 won't play defense, but that will make it fun as hell to watch. Texas should take the conference led by my man-crush/nemesis, Colt McCoy. OU will have trouble with a new offensive line. We'll see how Wahoo Sam Bradford handles pressure. Dude should have left after last year - caution! plummeting draft stock.
I'm predicting great things for Wisconsin, at least great for me. Suspending your top two starting safeties? Check. Lacking a viable QB? Check. A drooling Sammy as head coach? Check. Motor City bowl here we come! Can't wait for that Wofford game!
If you listen, and not even very hard, you can hear the Tim Tebow fellating. It's really fucking annoying. I'm sure he's a good guy, but I can't wait for his ass to graduate so we can talk about something else
Finally, I heart the Song Girls. Fuck you Pope Lope for your proximity to these white-sweatered bimbos. Oregon is a close second. How do they get so tan in Eugene's rainy climes?