Wednesday, August 5, 2009

Hey, moron?

Yeah, you -- Bill Mota. You and that lunkhead catcher of yours, Russell J. Martin.

Just how fucking dumb are you?

For a moment, I'm going to overlook the fact that your purported justification for drilling Prince in the ninth inning of a thirteen-run blowout is that Chris Smith hit Manny Ramirez earlier in the game. Y'all probably don't watch a lot of Brewers games out in L.A., so you don't know how shitty Chris Smith is, and how, if he tried to intentionally hit a batter, he'd probably miss. Point is: it's highly probable that Manny's HBP wasn't the least bit intentional.

But, again: I'll overlook that. What gets me, Bill -- and what led me to ask just how fucking dumb you are -- is that you chose to retaliate against Prince.

Dipshit: you were on the team last year. You should know that, when the Big Fella gets pissed, he's prone to go off in spectacular fashion -- or perhaps you forgot this:



Remember that? When Prince tried to kill his own fucking teammate? I know you were in the bullpen and all, and that the bullpen is its own little world, but surely somebody mentioned this in the clubhouse after the game, or you read about it in the paper, or you saw a clip of it on SportsCenter. It was kind of a big deal.

So: that's the guy you're going to throw at? Really? Why poke the bear, especially when the bear is hot and cranky and hasn't eaten in four hours?

2 comments:

You are a Baffoon said...

Bill Mota really stands for Buffoon..look it up in Webster's. In the words of Devil's Threesome what a giant asshat.

EMoney said...

Holy cats! A Baffoon sighting!

What's the deal? Did your folks have a child lock on the internet this whole time?

Sorry man....couldn't resist. My wit is uncontrollable sometimes.