It's not the fact that your primary color is purple.
It's not the fact that you've never won the Super Bowl.
It's not the fact that you play that goddamned horn after a two-yard run.
It's not even the fact that you're owned by a guy who shares a first name with this dude.
Nope -- it's this paragraph in this ESPN.com story:
The team has sold sold more than 3,200 season tickets since news broke, and about 11,000 single-game tickets during that time. Seats for the Oct. 5 game against Green Bay are available only through a season ticket. There are roughly 6,000 season tickets remaining.
You mean to tell me that a team that's billing itself as a Super Bowl contender had 10,000 season tickets available only weeks before the start of the season -- and still has 6,000 season tickets available even after the whole Favre fiasco? Are you fucking kidding me? Arena League teams get better support than this, and that league just canceled its fucking season. I mean, I realize the Dome is a shitdump and all, but it's a decent enough place to watch a football game, and, besides that, it only seats 64,000 people. You're not exactly trying to sell out the Rose Bowl there, mudducks.