Tuesday, August 18, 2009

While The Favre Melodrama Is Compelling ...

I'm more fascinated with Brad "The Chiller" Childress's role in this white hot mess, especially now that he's picked up Favre and Mrs. Favre from the airport and shuttled them to practice himself.

Having served as the Favres' personal chauffeur, how in the name of Jehovah is the bald, bespectacled one going to tell Favre which play to run, or which receiver to throw to, or to stop improvising and hand the goddamned ball to Adrian Peterson and getthefuckouttatheway?

People think (rightly) that Favre walked all over Mike Sherman, especially at the end of Sherman's tenure. After Favre gets done with Chiller, Sherman is going to look like Bill Parcells.

I can't wait.

6 comments:

Master Reid said...

Best point on the topic yet. I saw the footage of him coming from the airport from the Minnesota newscast, (which was also interesting, to hear their spin on the whole thing) and I saw Chiller driving Ole No. 4 from the airport and just had to laugh. What the hell could they have been talking about as they drove down that parade route?

Brett: Hey Brad! Great to see ya. That was some "ultimatum" you guys threw at me.

Chiller: meek, barely audible whimper.

Brett: Yup, I think I'm gonna like it here. Can't wait to start slingin'.

Rubie Q said...

Loved this quote from Chiller:

"We felt there was a brief window to reconsider the possibility and we owed it to the organization to evaluate our options."

Read:

"Hey, Brett? It's the Chill. PLEASE come play for us. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!"

Sheets' Va Jay Jay said...

Is there any way that this can end other than badly? It will be fun to watch for us Packers' fans, but for the Vikings... really? They think this is going to be good?

You are a Baffoon said...

The Vikings need to win pretty much every damn game this year and get homefield advantage throughout the playoffs, otherwise the first frozen January playoff game will playout like it has during the last six years....Fucking embarrassing (excluding the snowbowl in '07). With that said what is the over under this pixie dust, unicorns, and fairy tale perfect season even plays out in '09 for Favre?? Seriously dude are you kidding me?!?!?!?! Here's a theory, he's back on the sauce...Possibly even the Jameson...We'll have to tweet Chris Mortensen however to verify or was it the drunk agent of his James "Bus" Cook who keeps plugging the media full of misinformation at every turn. Like I said, I like the booze theory.

You are a Baffoon said...

In my passion to find as much crap as possible tonight on the Vikings and Favre I found the douchebag Vikings mascot who apparently hails from Milwaukee, Wisconsin of all places. I'll go with giant asshat for this one.....check it out...http://www.ragnartheviking.com/about.htm

Pope Lope's Discourse on the Origin of Species said...

We needn't say more about Brett Favre. I've run some numbers, and Favre is on pace to complete 350 passes for -440,525 yards, no touchdowns, and eight interceptions. It's science.