Dear Rickie Weeks,
Please get the sand out of your va jay jay. I'm tired of the team being a bunch of whiny little bitches.
First Bill Hall goes off on his "Terry Armstrong's gonna do, what Terry Armstrong's gonna do" bit. Then J.J. Hardy makes his case for not switching to 3rd base in favor of Alcides Escobar because you don't "ask a plastic surgeon to fix your car". And now, Rickie Weeks, you're crying about speculation that you should switch to the outfield so the Brewers can sign Felipe Lopez to play 2nd base.
Rickie, the team has invested a lot of time in you and some might argue that it was finally paying off this past Spring (I maintain that it was a fluke and destined to fizzle out). But, there is no "i" in team. You need to think about what is best for the organization and if that means you should switch to the outfield so we don't have to suffer through more of Jody Gerut, Corey Patterson, and Catman, then you should suck it up and be a man about it. Cut the shit!
Peace out bitch,