Monday, September 14, 2009

Why Ohio State Lost

Here's a great opinion piece on why Ohio St lost on Saturday. If, like me, you like football, but hate Ohio St and the Big 11 with the power of a thousand Tim Tebows hopped up on Christ and the rush one can only get from circumcising unsuspecting brown people, you will love this shit.

I was at a wedding and missed the game so I can't provide too much personal commentary, but the pictures are pretty damning.

http://rivals.yahoo.com/ncaa/football/blog/dr_saturday/post/Deconstructing-The-grisly-demise-of-Tressel-Ba?urn=ncaaf,189322

8 comments:

Rubie Q said...

"Hopped up on Christ and the rush one can only get from circumcising unsuspecting brown people" ...

Bravo, man. Bravo. I haven't laughed that hard since yesterday.

Devil's Threesome said...

You're quite welcome. I have a ton of Tebow fatigue/rage/jealousy. I haven't come to grips that he'll go down as the greatest #15 ever over Tommie Frazier. Blasted blood clots and Eddie George's 300 yard outburst against a shit-tastic Illinois team in 1995. I guess we got our karmic payback in 2001 when "The World's Most Embarassing Husker**" (Eric Crouch) won the stupid statue.

**Note that Lawrence Phillips doesn't count b/c that fucker does NOT exist.**

Rubie Q said...

I think you just hurt Thunder Collins' feelings.

Devil's Threesome said...

Dude's only famous cause he killed somebody.

Rubie Q said...

Also: what a fascinating read in the linked article. Since I've never played football, I know nothing about formations, game plans, and all that jazz. Quite a thorough dissection of the Bucks by Doc Saturday.

Having grown up watching the NFL in the '90s, though, it still shocks me every time I see the words: "Outcoached by Pete Carroll."

Rubie Q said...

A former player convicted of murdering someone doesn't get into the "most embarrassing player" discussion? Pretty lofty standards at NU.

Devil's Threesome said...

Actually, I've so thoroughly buried Thunder, that I forgot about him. He says he's innocent, maybe he'll be on 60 Minutes some day. If so, I hope it's with that hot new British chick they have. Wowzers - talk about going for the younger demographic.

Regarding Carroll - it's amazing what you can do with scads of talent. And...the Sports Guy called, he wants his college football joke back. Maybe you two can get cranberry vodkas together on Milwaukee Street.

Rubie Q said...

Sports Guy watches college football?