For Whatever It's Worth, And That's Probably Not Much: The Final Countdown.

(Obligatory Europe link: SHAZAM.)

Now, onto business (and sorry for the brevity; I'll provide reasons later if I've got time). Here's the Unofficial Official Buffet NL MVP vote.

In reverse order, 'cuz that's how we roll:

10) Derrek Lee, Chicago Cubs.

9) Ryan Braun, Milwaukee Brewers.

8) Adrian Gonzalez, San Diego Padres.

7) Troy Tulowitzki, Colorado Rockies.

6) Pablo Sandoval, San Francisco Giants.

5) Ryan Howard, Philadelphia Phillies.

4) Chase Utley, Philadelphia Phillies.

3) Hanley Ramirez, Florida Marlins.

2) Prince Fielder, Milwaukee Brewers.

1) Albert Pujols, St. Louis Cardinals.