Friday, November 27, 2009

Rumormongering: 'Why doesn't anyone believe me about this Tiger Woods shit?' edition

Me: 'hey, did you hear that rumor about Tiger Woods?'

9 out of 10 people: 'Oh, that terrible accident?'

Me: 'No! Fucker cheated on his wife! Wonder if that 'accident' had anything to do with the wife finding out.'

9 out of 10 people: 'Tiger wouldn't do that.'



KL Snow said...

I've got your back on this one. Regardless of what you drive or how long your driveway is, there's no way you can back into something fast enough to get blood in your mouth and drift in and out of consciousness, unless you are running the hell away from something.

Rubie Q said...

Tiger wouldn't do that.

Devil's Threesome said...

A star athlete cheating on his wife, a traditional unlike any other.

Fuck - even Nantz cheated on his wife.

You are a Baffoon said...

He was in the basement smoking some "herbs" playing Tiger Woods 2010 on his PS# and was on a Toppers Pizza run happens to the best of us, duh!