Thursday, December 31, 2009
1. Best Team: '02-'03; was there any doubt? Final Four run and 3 NBA players. It's too bad they seemed to hit a brick wall against a very good Kansas team. I would have liked to see a best of 3 series there.
Runner Up: '08-'09; The 3 amigos senior season. After a 9-0 start to the Big East season, we all had high expectations and were thinking a possible repeat of '02-'03. Unfortunately Dom goes down early against UConn in the crucial stretch to the season and we lose our General for the season. In spite of this IMMENSE loss, the team takes a good Missouri team down to the wire with a Sweet16 matchup against Memphis on the line, but eventually falls short. Mizzou reaches the Elite8 after handling Memphis. Who knows how it would have turned out if we had all of our weapons? Tear
2. Best Player: Again, do I even have to say it? D WADE. Likely the best player ever to wear a Marquette uni even though he played only 2 years! I wonder how good they would have been if he decided to stick around for 1 more year? Is now one of Da League's premiere players and has already won an NBA title along with NBA Finals MVP.
3. Best Game: Elite 8 versus #1 ranked Kentucky; While it was never a close game, it's hard to top Wade's tripledouble performance (first in NCAA tourney history) which put MU in the Final Four.
Runner Up: UConn vs Marquette, January '06; A top ranked UConn walked into the Bradley Center overconfident against a young and what everyone thought was a timed MU team. MU's first appearance in the Big East. Result, Steve Novak bombs 3's from all over the Bradley Center en route to a 40+pt 15+ rbd performance. MU ventures into the Big East with style!
4. Worst/Most Heartbreaking Loss: Soooo many to choose from here, but it's gotta be a season ending tourney game. I'm going with 2nd round matchup vs. Stanford. Pegged as the worst possible 3 seed matchup due to the twin towers of Brooke and Robin "Sideshow Bob" Lopez, MU managed to take them into OT only to watch Brooke make a fading and falling out of bounds circus shot from the baseline. Ouch!
Runner Up: Mizzou in 2nd round of NCAA in '09; Final game to enjoy the 3, well 2, seniors. It was a good four years regardless!
5. Most entertaining Player: Entertaining, not best, so I'm going with Dominic James. The man is a freak athlete and has one helluva killer instinct! He's also great at talkin' shit but will completely back it up. If not for an inconsistent jumper, he's no doubt an NBAer.
6. Best Shooter: Steve Novak; We may never see another play don the blue and gold that can shoot like this guy.
7. Best Defender: Dominic James; He went against some of the best pg's in the nation on a nightly basis during his senior campaign and he shut them DOWN!
8. Best Rebounder: Marcus Jackson; All he would have to do is look at somebody and they would run away from the rebound. I will also award him with the "best big man that can impersonate a pg" award due to the year Diener went down with the season ending injury. Which brings me to my next category......
9. Worst Team of the Decade: It's easy to choose the winner here considering the amount of success that this team has had over the years. I may be wrong with the year, but I believe it's the '03-'04 squad when Diener went down which left Joe Chapman as our go to guy. Joe Chapman, seriously? No offense Reid, I know he was your boy.
10. Best Dunker: Dominic James; There's just something about a 5'10 guy with a 40+ inch vertical that makes dunking look just nasty. Especially when it was over Brian Butch.
11. Best errr Worst Gambler: Ryan Amoroso; It's too bad he had that gambling problem which forced him out of the program because he had the looks of a pretty solid PF.
12. Most consumed beverage: Diet Pepsi
13. Best Tan: And the winner is.........Tom Crean!
14. Shortest Tenure: Niv Berkovitz; It's too bad 'cuz this guy is TEARIN' UP the Israeli league!
15. Worst Transfer (as in "that was stupid"): Dameon Mason; Apparently he needed to be coddled and couldn't handle the harshness and intensity of Tom Crean. Afterall, he was a highly touted recruit. Transferred to LSU where he played limited minutes on a mediocre team in a mediocre SEC. See also, Odartey Blankson and soon to be Jeronne Maymon (I'm curious to see how this one turns out).
16. Best Rival: Louisville; Rivalry carried over from CUSA and most games seem to go down to the wire (I think 4-5 games in past 7 years have been decided on final possession). Plus Slick Rick is a tool!
Runner Up: Since Big East inception, I'm going with Pitt (ND a close 3rd). They're notoriously a tough team which has resulted in a number of close and "chippy" games.
17. Biggest Shot: Tough Call here, but I'm going with Steve Novak's fade away dagger from the corner over Notre Dame in the Bradley Center. All 18,000+ bombarded Turners that Saturday night and drank every last ounce of booze within 4 city blocks.
18. Best Roadie Trash Talking Moment: Cincinnati, '08; Scott Christopherson reports to the scorers table late in the first half........
UC fan sittiing across from D3: "Scott Christopherson, typical Wisconsin farm Boy"
D3: "Donald Little, typical Cincinnati thug"; (Donald Little beat up his on-campus roommate)
19: Best Roadie "moment": Hoffbrauhaus, Cincinnati, '08; As the MU clad road warriors entered the giant beer hall and made their way through the crowds, a large eruption of cheering and clapping towards us ensued followed by a "We are Marquette" chant. The commotion caused everyone in the bar to look our direction, which caused Reid to turn to me and say, "Dude, do they think we're the basketball team? You're Scott Christopherson tonight."
20. Best Roadie celebrity sighting: Pauly Shore, Louisville '09; Louisville is a good time to say the least! As per usual, the MU alums were enjoying a few beverages and talking a little smack with the locals. Shortly after the DJ singles us out for being MU fans, he announces the judge of the drinking contest about to ensue on the bar. We of course were standing at the bar, when the spotlight swung behind us illuminating the WEASEL! He proceeded to judge the dozen or so female contestants on their drinking abilities and awarded the winner with a "FUCKIN' SNUGGIE! PUT IT ON! YOU'VE GOTTA WEAR IT ALL NIGHT!"
There you have it. It's been pretty solid 10 years and lets hope that Buzz can maintain or exceed the most recent levels of success. Feel free to make contributions to the list in the comments. Happy New Year, and as always, Ring Out Ahoya!
Wednesday, December 30, 2009
1. 3/29/2003 - Marquette kills heavily favored #1 seed Kentucky 83-69 to advance to the Final Four. This game was the crown jewel of one hell of a month that included beating Thuggins and the Bearcats to capture the CUSA regular season championship, road trips to Louisville for the CUSA tourney, Indianapolis, Minneapolis, and New Orleans. Dwyane Wade had 29 points, 11 boards, and 11 assists to score his first triple double.
2. 1/20/2008 - NFC Championship Game between the Packers and the Giants at Lambeau Field. Even though we ended up losing the game it was one of the coolest games I've ever been to. The whole day leading up to the game was so surreal. The Packers were one game away from heading to the Super Bowl and the game was going to be played at Lambeau. The Packers were outplayed the whole game and thanks to Lawrence Tynes' 2 missed field goals were given multiple 2nd chances, none of which they could cash in on. Favre had the inexcusable INT in overtime that set up the game winner and set off the great spectacle that has been the Brett Favre "retirement" over the last 2 years.
3. 10/5/2008 - Brewers vs Phillies, Game 3 of the National League Divisional Series. After a 26 year drought playoff baseball was back in Milwaukee and the Brewers beat the Phillies 4-1 to force a Game 4 (which Jeff Suppan forced to crap all over himself). Dave Bush pitched a solid game allowing 1 run over 5 and 1/3 innings and the offense struck first in the bottom of the first with back to back walks to leadoff the game by Cameron and Hall, followed by a Prince sac fly and a JJ Hardy RBI single. The pre- and post-game festivities were just as much fun.
4. 1/4/2006 - Marquette knocks off #2 Connecticut in its Big East debut 94-79. Steve Novak was huge hitting 3's from all over the Bradley Center and finished with 41 points and 16 rebounds. This was also the Big East debut of the Three Amigos (sans Wes Matthews). Jerel McNeal added 19 points and 12 rebounds. The Bradley Center was rocking.
5. 5/20/2001 - Bucks and their big 3 of Sam Cassell, Ray Allen, and Glenn Robinson beat the Charlotte Hornets in game 7 of the NBA Eastern Conference semi-finals to set up a Eastern Conference Final match-up with the Sixers. I attended quite a few Bucks games that year and all of the playoff games and the Bradley Center was rocking that day. A few days earlier the Bucks staved off elimination by coming from 15 points down to force game 7.
1/20/06 - Steve Novak hits fall away 3 from the corner to beat Notre Dame 67-65 at the Bradley Center.
5/16/01 - Ben Sheets strikes out 18 Braves at Miller Park.
4/10/09 - Brewers beat Cubs on Opening Day in Milwaukee on walk off hit by Ryan Braun.
9/14/09 - Section 8 walk off hit by D3Some, after an intentional walk to VaJayJay, to cap of furious rally and win our Monday night softball game 9-8 after trailing 8-1.
I'm sure I could go on and on but that's a pretty good list IMHO.
Tuesday, December 29, 2009
Anyway, it was your standard snatching defeat from the jaws of victory dog-dicking for Buzz & Sons. I don't know a lot about basketball, but I have learned that it's easier to dribble and shoot when you don't have both hands around your neck. Maybe something to work on for Saturday.
EDIT: From Rosiak's recap post:
"Did we look like the 12th-place team out there tonight?"
That was the rhetorical question lobbed in my direction as coach Buzz Williams made his way out to do his post-game radio show ...
Well, yeah, we did look like a 12th place team: we lost. You might want to, you know, WIN A FUCKING GAME before you start asking people to eat crow, Buzz.
@ West Virginia - Loss
Villanova - Loss
Georgetown - Win
@ Villanova - Loss
Providence - Win
@ Depaul - Win
@ Syracuse - Loss
Rutgers - Win
@ Connecticut - Loss
Depaul - Win
@ Providence - Win
South Florida - Win
Pittsburgh - Win
@ Cincinnati - Loss
@ St. Johns - Win
@ Seton Hall - Loss
Louisville - Loss
Notre Dame - Win
Big East Record - 10-8! Really?
Note: Pomeroy predicts an 11-7 record to finish with 20 wins overall and likely NCAA tournament birth. (And believe it or not Pomeroy is actually pretty good at predicting these things)
Without looking at the schedule, and knowing what lack of heighth and depth we have, I would have blindly said that 0.500 is unrealistic and 6-7 wins is likely. However, after looking at the schedule, a 0.500 record or better actually seems doable (Stipulations - No more injuries, and continued improvement of DJO, Buycks, and EWill!). The first 4 games of conference play are just ridiculous.....we know that.....the whole nation knows that as all 3 opponents are currently sitting in the top 15. So going 0-4 or 1-3 is expected and allowed I would say. The question is can we bounce back and remain competetive for what really is a fair remaining schedule?
I set the over/under at 8. Place your bets!
If my math is right (and my math is rarely, if ever, right), here's what needs to happen in Week 17:
Philadelphia defeats Dallas, which keeps the Eagles in the No. 2 slot and bumps the 'Boys to 6th (since the Packers beat the Cowboys head-to-head).
New York defeats Minnesota, and
Arizona defeats Green Bay -- which knocks the Vikings down to the 4th seed (thanks to the Cardinals regular season win over the Vikings). And, again, the Packers are locked into the 5 seed, thanks to the tiebreaker over the Cowboys.
This doesn't seem all that far-fetched -- except for the part where the Giants looked like shit last week and don't have anything to play for this week, and the Vikings could still grab the 2 seed if Philly spits the bit against Dallas.
Pull it together, you Giant shitheads!
Monday, December 28, 2009
Player of the Year: Aaron RodgersThat's right: Aaron Rodgers, in just his second season as a starting NFL quarterback, needs to win a playoff game to get the monkey off his back.
With all due respect to Prince Fielder, he is not the starting quarterback of the team that this state worships. Rodgers has spent most of the season running for his life and yet he has led this team to the playoffs and thrown for 4,000 yards. He finally led the Packers to a comeback victory--over the Bear no less--and now the only monkey he has to get off his back is winning in the playoffs.
Now, I'm no zoologist, but I believe the species of monkey to which Toddles is referring takes longer than two fucking years to grow to adult size and fully develop its back-clinging capabilities. For example, Tony Romo -- he of the two playoff appearances, one of which as the No. 1 seed in the NFC, and zero playoff wins -- might have to be worried about a simian attached to his dorsum. Aaron Rodgers? Not quite yet, methinks.
And, finally, I realize that Welter is from Chicago and is a Bears fan, but I suspect -- and I fear -- that the Llama's sentiments on A-Rodg are shared by a fair number of mouth-breathing Packer fans. Thus, for the memory-impaired Packer faithful, I present the following as a refresher in Green Bay quarterbacking history:
Aaron Rodgers, in Year Two as a starting quarterback (through 15 games):
63.9% completion percentage, 4199 yards, 29 touchdowns, SEVEN INTERCEPTIONS (for a mind-boggling 1.4% interception percentage); and 314 rushing yards with 4 rushing touchdowns, to boot. Quarterback rating: 102.4.
BreFarrrrrrvre, in Year Two as a starting quarterback:
60.4% completion percentage, 3303 yards, 19 touchdowns, TWENTY-FOUR (24) INTERCEPTIONS; and 216 rushing yards, with 1 rushing touchdown. Quarterback rating: 72.2.
Wednesday, December 23, 2009
Mel Kiper reviewed his draft day grades today. The Packers got an A on draft day, and after 8 months of reflection this is what Mel thinks now:
Green Bay Packers (Spring grade: A)
I said I loved what this team did with the first two picks, and I'll stand by that. They moved to a 3-4, grabbed two players in B.J. Raji and Clay Matthews that fit Dom Capers' system and have made huge gains. Matthews is a Defensive Rookie of the Year candidate. Brad Jones is a steal in the seventh round. On the whole, four big-time contributors out of one draft on a playoff-caliber team is a lot. Current grade: A
Monday, December 21, 2009
I know I'm a little late on this, but I just wanted to stop by and say thank you for dramatically exceeding my expectations with Badger Appreciation Week after our friends in red vanquished the Gold last weekend. I will admit, I had my tongue firmly planted in-cheek when I called for the celebration, but you guys summoned the best attention span you could muster and kept it going for almost two full days.
First, you guys appreciated Bo Ryan. Thanks so much for sharing all of your
- A 201-75 record at Wisconsin.
- Four conference championships in eight seasons.
- 5-4 against Marquette, including three wins where the Gold entered the game ranked.
- Didn't give a scholarship to Jeronne Maymon.
Finally, Rubie posted a photo essay demonstrating the emotions of Bo Ryan. This didn't do much for me, but it did cause Buzz Williams to build some extra barricades around his glass* house**.
* - Buzz is seen here during a rousing sideline karaoke rendition of "Stop, in the Name of Love."
** - And here, he's teaching the finer points of fake mustache wearing.
Sadly, you guys wandered off at this point to discuss the newest former Gold, and never returned to the topic. With that said, I wanted to make sure I stopped by to say thank you for several minutes of league-average-or-so entertainment value.
Now that I'm done, feel free to resume your Maymon-based wild speculation and whining.
Having served as the Favres' personal chauffeur, how in the name of Jehovah is the bald, bespectacled one going to tell Favre which play to run, or which receiver to throw to, or to stop improvising and hand the goddamned ball to Adrian Peterson and getthefuckouttatheway?At long last, we're seeing the fruits of those seeds. Last night, the cameras caught a heated exchange between Lord Favre and the Chill during the Vikes stinkbomb vs. the Panthers. The topic? Brett says Chill asked him to come out of the game in the third quarter. I'll go out on a limb and paraphrase the rest of the conversation:
FAVRE: No.This is AWESOME. It took much, much longer than I expected, and I had to endure two Packers losses to get here, but I fucking knew that dipshit couldn't and wouldn't put the team ahead of his own selfish needs for the whole year.
CHILL: But, master, we're down by ...
FAVRE: Brett Favre said 'no.'
CHILL: But ...
CHILL: As you wish.
Sweet Baby Jesus in Heaven, please give us the 'Queens one more time. Please please please.
EDIT: OH, BUT IT GETS BETTER!
This is from ESPN.com's story on the sideline dustup:
It was not the first time that Childress wanted to pull Favre from a game, but found the veteran quarterback not willing to step aside.
Sources tell ESPN that on Oct. 5, during a Monday night game against the Green Bay Packers that drew national attention for Favre's first game against his former team, Childress tried to pull Favre when he was unhappy about a decision the quarterback had made.
The Vikings had a 30-20 lead and were running their four-minute offense. The Packers were out of timeouts, and the Vikings called a run play on 3rd and 10 with 3:27 left. Favre changed the play at the line of scrimmage and took a shot downfield that fell incomplete, stopping the clock.
Childress was furious and told offensive coordinator Darrell Bevell that he was taking Favre out of the game, sources told ESPN. Bevell talked Childress out of it, but news got back to Favre that Childress was going to pull him.
That week, sources said, Favre went into Childress' office and confronted him and Childress backtracked, saying that it was the emotion of the game and the coach didn't want to get too far away from what they were doing offensively.
It's all happening! It's all happening!
Back on Earth, here's what I really think about yesterday's Packer game:
-The secondary got torched, obviously. But you have to admit that Roethlisberger is a tough guy for the Packers to match-up with. You can pressure him, but he'll elude you. You can get hands on him, but he's a bitch to bring down. It seemed like he made the biggest plays of the game right after almost being sacked. Guys were having to cover for 8 seconds, and when those guys include the likes of Jarret Bush and Josh Bell (who?) that's a bad thing.
-I'm inclined to give that Bell dude a break on that last TD. The coverage wasn't terrible, and the throw and catch were perfect. That's a damn near indefensible play.
-Mason Crosby: Fuck you. I don't think anymore needs be said.
-The go-ahead TD. It's debatable whether or not Jones should have taken that ball in for the score. SBTG texted me right after that and said "too much time left". While I agreed, I think that it would've been dumb to turn down a go-ahead touchdown with 2 minutes to play. Especially considering A) The Packers have not been good in short yardage, goal-to-go situations this year, and B) I don't think anyone (Mason Crosby included) wanted that game to come down to a field goal attempt, even a 24 yarder.
-Penalties, holy shit. I don't know if this was a by-product of the Packers reputation for being a team that clutches and grabs in the secondary, the officials' heightened awareness of possible PI/defensive holding calls, the officials' incompetence, some NBA-esque league conspiracy to get the Steelers back on their feet, or just shitty secondary play (I suspect a wicked combination of all of the above), but the amount of penalties in the Packers' secondary was fucking nauseating. It's easy to move the ball against the Packers, just throw it near a covered receiver and you'll probably get a call.
-It's not that big a deal. It's a loss to a desperate defending champion, in their building. I am not going to get my undies in a bundle after this one. Does it suck, yes. But a win next week against Seattle, at home, and the Packers are a 10 win team just like we all predicted at the outset of the season. It just may not have been the exact route we anticipated. If the Packers don't shit the bed next week, it will probably take a minor miracle for them to not make the playoffs. Personally, I'm OK with that.
Friday, December 18, 2009
Curiously, TimMay didn't get on the crazy train when he was talking about Buzz and the Marquette staff. He actually went out of his way to compliment them, saying: "Everything they did was wonderful. They did a great job with Jeronne, getting him eligible, keeping him eligible, keeping him motivated. I commend Buzz and Tony."
But, like I always say, you can only hold crazy in for so long. Asked where J-May might be headed, Pa Maymon went off the rails:
"We're looking at some decent programs, like Central Florida, where Michael Jordan's son (Marcus) plays," Tim Maymon said. "That would be a great school that he could go in and they could pretty much get to the Final Four and do some damage."Stifle, if you can, your laughter about Central Florida being a potential Final Four contender. Focus, instead, on the comment about Michael Jordan's son playing there, and you'll find the key to this whole mess: TimMay wants to rub elbows with the Basketball Elite. As I feared (but probably always knew, deep down), this is about him, not his kid.
This really, really bums me out.
Thursday, December 17, 2009
-Being that the vast majority of my basketball viewing is of the collegiate variety, I sometimes forget how damn good the pros are. There were so many times that we saw a shot go up and and said "what the hell!" And when it went in we remembered that we we're dealing with professionals here, and the definition of "good shot" is a little more loosely defined on this level.
-A large percentage of our "what the hell" and "NO DON'T SHOOT THAT" comments were directed at Ersan Ilyasova. That crazy Turk loves his jumper, and he was not bashful about letting them fly. We were fairly sure that he needed to STOP SHOOTING!!! But he clearly didn't give a shit what we thought and kept right on shootin'. And to his credit he hit all 4 of his shots, some big shots, in the 4th quarter and overtime, en route to a career high 24 points.
-The only thing Ilyasova didn't hit in the game's final periods were his damn free throws. He missed two with under a minute to play in OT that would have put the Bucks up 108-102, and probably would've been enough to seal the deal. He wasn't alone in crucial FT missing, Bogut missed one that would have put the Bucks up 1 with 20 seconds to go in regulation.
-Making Ersan's FT misses even more critical was the fact that Kobe got the ball right after, went to the other end and did his superstar thing. Which, in the NBA, is code for got a foul call that no one in the building saw except the guys with the whistles. On a call that SBTG described in a text as "horseshit!!!", Kobe spun in the lane and barreled into Bogut while flipping up a shot. It looked like one of two things could've been called, either it was a charge on Kobe or a travel. Instead, the superstar (who had been quite irritated at a few no-calls on previous trips) got the call, count the bucket, and one. Fucking NBA man.
-Someone woke up Michael Redd for this one. He played 36 minutes off the bench and had a team high 25 points. But in typical Michael Redd fashion, he felt the need to go 1 on 5 when the Bucks really needed a bucket: including right after Kobe's 3-point play in OT. He pulled up from 3 and predictably missed, giving Kobe the ball with 5 seconds left, and a 1 point deficit. At which point, D3 said "Well, ready for the Kobe dagger?" I was. During the game's final minute it was Kobe Bryant - 7 Milwaukee Bucks - 0. There was no doubt he was hitting that shot.
-In other Redd news, all the recent leg injuries must've given him a lot of time to sculpt his guns. That dude's arms are looking buff. And it was funny that he seemed to be attempting to show them off in every big screen promo he was in. Weird.
-This marked my first opportunity to see Young Money, Brandon Jennnings in person and he wasn't really at his best. He had a quiet 11 point, 7 assist night. He only shot 4-11 and seemed to be a little to eager to shoot 3s for mine or Scott Skiles' taste. He was replaced by Ridnour, who had the hotter hand, for most of the 4th quarter and OT. Meh, rookies, it happens.
-There are still some things about the NBA game that just kind of irk me. I don't know if it's this way in all NBA cities, but I suspect it is. The pumped up music during play is one of the big ones for me. I don't get nearly as annoyed by all the little songs and clappers that are played during the game as D3 does, but playing blaring music while the home team has the ball in critical situations is where I draw the line. Twice the Bucks called timeouts late in the game to draw up plays in big situations. The sound man busts out Crazy Train, or something of the sort, to get the crowd fired up. Pretty standard really. But they don't cut it, or even turn it down, once play begins, so the home team is forced to run this play that they just used a TO to draw up, with Ozzy cranked to 11 in their ears. I hope that play runs exactly how they drew it up, because there is no possibility for verbal communication in the event it doesn't.
-I still like the Bucks. I know the majority of the patrons of the blog, and residents of this city for that matter, pretty much don't give two shits about the Bucks, but I still do. It's a fun time when they're decent. Seeing a semi-packed house, and a crowd that was pretty fired up last night, I remembered what it was like when they were actually good. I really hope they can find some success here in the next few years, because it would definitely suck to not have them around.
Wednesday, December 16, 2009
MOST OUTSTANDING SINGLE-GAME PERFORMANCE: Dwyane Wade's triple-double vs. Kentucky; March 29, 2003Good times.
Few casual basketball fans had heard the name Dwyane Wade (much less learned how to spell it) before the 2003 Midwest regional final in Minneapolis, but the 6-5 junior guard from Marquette made quite a name for himself that day. Wade had 29 points, 11 rebounds and 11 assists in the Golden Eagles' 83-69 upset of top-seeded Kentucky. The runner-up in this category goes to Syracuse freshman Carmelo Anthony for his 20-point, 10-rebound, seven-assist performance in the Orange's victory over Kansas in that season's NCAA championship game.
Tuesday, December 15, 2009
Never one to shy away from speculation (it's a Tuesday in December -- what the hell else are we going to talk about?), I thought I'd compile a list of possible situations that led to J-May's departure. Here are the possibilities (presented in no particular order); lemme know if you see others:
* TimMay (TIMMAY!) freaks out after the Madison game, questions why his son isn't starting/playing more, and threatens to take his toy home. And then one of two things happens:
(1) Buzz says, "I ain't changin'," and TimMay makes good on his threat; or
(2) Buzz says, "No one tells me how to run my program," calls TimMay's bluff, and puts out the "We wish him the best in the future" press release.
Why it doesn't make sense: If you believe the report that says that TimMay had no idea there was anything amiss at Marquette, this scenario doesn't work. That said, from what I've read about Tim Maymon, he seems to know what's going on with his kid at all times. He strikes me as the kind of dad who would text his son, then call three minutes later if he didn't get a reply. So: the whole "he loves it there, I didn't know anything was wrong" stuff doesn't make much sense.
Why it would be troubling: Because it took only 10 games for our worst fears about J-May and his fami-lay to come true. Also: because it would confirm all the things Rodent fans were saying about TimMay. And, finally (and probably most importantly): because that's a really shitty thing for a father to do to his 18-year-old son.
* Unbeknownst to TimMay, J-May has a meeting with Buzz, asking why he's not playing more. Buzz chews him out, tells him to work harder in practice and play better defense. J-May pouts and decides he's quitting. And Buzz issues the press release wishing J-May well.
Why it makes more sense than the last scenario: Again, if you believe TimMay, this would solve the problem of Papa Maymon not knowing that there was anything wrong. But, again, based on the family dynamic (at least as it's been presented thus far), it seems like J-May doesn't drop a deuce until he's gotten clearance from Pa.
Why it would be troubling: For many of the same reasons as the first scenario.
* J-May has a Jon Moxon "I DON'T WANT YUR LIIII-FE" moment, tells off his dad, and then tells Buzz: "I gotta be my own man, and I can't do that here."
Why it makes some sense: Because you'd figure something's gotta give eventually.
Why it would be troubling: Because we lost a good player. (But, in the end, I'm pulling for this one. Go spread your wings, little bird.)
* J-May didn't have the grades to qualify for second semester, and he knows that he won't be able to bring them up, now or ever.
Why it doesn't make sense: Because, as our Badger infiltrator pointed out in the last post, people who are (seemingly) a lot dumber than J-May have made it through college. (Christ, look at Moongoose.) And because you'd like to think the kid would at least take a semester to try and work his way through the academic problems.
* Because Bo cast a Voodoo Witch Doctor spell on J-May during the second half of the Madison game.
"I want to leave ... Marquette now. Satan is good. Satan is our pal." "Jeronne -- Jeronne. You're chanting!"
Monday, December 14, 2009
Fast forward to this season. Our beloved MU squad again is short handed and undersized. That being said, I along with many thought that our top 15 recruiting class was going to come in and have a major impact just as the class of '05 James, Matthews, McNeal did. Boy was I wrong! I don't completely understand the whole situations in practice, but for whatever reason Buzz was not using the likes of Jeronne Maymon and Erik Williams too often throughout the early portion of the nonconference season. Through Saturday's game, JMay only was averaging 16 min's per game (EWill far less, but we're talking Maymon here) along with 4 pts and 4 rbds. Really, not too shabby of production for short stints off the bench.
It was obvious that Jeronne wasn't too happy with what was going on. He likely was expecting to start, yet was being overlooked for Joe Fulce, a junior-college transfer and essentially a fill-in player. I think this was affecting his attitude in all facets of his game. While he was holding his own on the court, he never seemed to have an intensity or fire to his game like many were describing during his days at Madison Memorial. In a word, I would say he looked lackadaisical.
When asked about the playing time of Erik Williams (among others), he would constantly reference practice. These players had to perform/bring intensity to practice or they weren't going to see the floor on game day. They had to earn their keep. Unfortunately I don't think Maymon was bringing it. He was hyped all through high school, won awards and a state title, was probably told how good he was, and was even guaranteed a starting spot on Marquette's squad. So what did he have to work for?
I hope I'm wrong here. I hope it's a personal problem. I hope it's homesickness. I hope it's academics, so maybe he can get is shit straight and rejoin the team. Anything but playing time because that is absolutely the worst answer he can give. If he's not willing to work hard for his PT, regardless of how good he is, he will never be as good as he is touted and I frankly don't want that kind of player on our team representing our school anyways. These types of scenarios rarely if ever work out. See Dameon Mason. See Odarty Blankson. See Bell. These kids think the problem is with the coach, players, instituion, etc.........but not themselves. Unfortunately they likely will be the same person but in a different colored uniform.
1. Immediately, this only cripples our depth even further. Cue Erik Williams. 3 weeks ago I was discussing the possibility of EWill transferring due to lack of playing time/relationship with Buzz. Not once did I think Maymon was going to be on the outs. Now, Erik immediately needs to step in and contribute (it's too bad he hasn't played any meaningful minutes to this point). Any further injuries/departures and we might need go to the Rec center and pick up some playas.
2. We now have 2 available scholarships for next season. I have no freakin' clue what can happen. I'm sure another JuCo will sign. It's too bad Monterale Clark had to be involved in the gang rape of some sorority girl. Playing time still available, but please Buzz, don't guarantee a starting gig.
3. I officially am starting to wonder about Buzz. Too many comings and goings means instability. Never a good thing (I don't care what business you are in......I guess it could work in the porn industry). I'm giving him the benefit of the doubt for now.
4. Honestly, Jeronne wasn't bringin' it. Not once did I see the intensity that the likes of Dom, Wes, and Jerel brought from day 1. This really has been the one defining characteristic of Marquette basketball on a national level in recent years and I'd like it to continue. That being said, in spite of Jeronne's talents (of which I really have yet to see in a game), if he's going to walk through this we don't want him.
I'm sure we'll find out what the scoop is in the near future. Until then, lets still try and enjoy the remaining talent left on the roster. I'm still optimistic about EWill. He's got freaky length and mad hops!
Although Wisconsin's 72-63 victory over Marquette gave the Badgers' bragging rights for a year and gave UW fans the opportunity to tweak their rivals from Milwaukee if they choose, poll voters weren't as impressed or enthused.I'll give him this: it's damn impressive that he's able to see his laptop screen and hammer out this nonsense when his face is full of Bo's cocknballs.
*Ironically enough I didn't even have to study, attend class, or play defense to pass this class but it did cost me $8,450 per credit. And thanks to Daddy's trust fund there was no need to use state funding or take out huge student loans to pay for it.
KL after gruesomely dislocating his elbow during UW's first game as the #1 team in the nation since the Hoover administration. Oh wait, that was actually Brian Butch.
KL after Dick Bennett abandoned his team in mid-season.
KL's masturbatory fodder.
* As best I can tell, the Badgers only run one play when the shot clock is about to expire: dribble aimlessly, wait for Ed Hightower to bail you out with a horseshit hand-check call, then take your throws, since you've been in the fucking bonus since the 13 minute mark of the second half.
But then I thought about it some more, and I finally realized: KL's right. We really do spend too much time mocking, insulting, and Purple Nurpling the Great Red Menace to the west. So, starting today, we're going to find something nice to say about the University of Wisconsin-Madison.
Let's start at the top, with Badger head basketball coach/swinger Bo Ryan. Inspired by this effort from our friends at Michigan State (with love to Cracked Sidewalks for the link), everybody list your favorite thing about Bo.
I appreciate that Bo is so concerned about the spread of AIDS. Whenever he rapes a chimp, he makes sure to wear a condom.
Sunday, December 13, 2009
I've heard a lot of trash talking this week about the Badgers. I've heard them called Commie Rodents, and I've heard Bo Ryan, easily the state's most successful basketball coach, called a "fetus-faced douchelicker."* Today, he's the fetus-faced douchelicker who coached those Commie Rodents to a victory over the Gold**.
* - That comment is actually several weeks old. As I mentioned, Badger Hate Week was kind of a dud.
** - You can't just throw away a new name after one season. If you're short-sighted enough to rename your team "The Gold," then you are now and forever "The Gold."
But, there's no need to act like someone just urinated in your Bold Party Chex Mix***. Instead, I'll give you an opportunity to atone for all the Badger hatred you didn't spew forth this week. I'm declaring it Badger Appreciation Week - an opportunity for all of us to share our favorite things about the scrappy, well-coached team from Madison that never seems to pick up the five-star recruits but still somehow continually manages to outperform those gentlemen from Marquette.
*** - Might be the secret ingredient. You never know.
As always, enjoy responsibly.****
**** - I know you won't, but encouraging you in that direction gives me the moral high ground and the right to shake my head when you don't.
Saturday, December 12, 2009
I'm sure I'll hear from those attending today, but I'll be in a ground zero of my own. I'll be surrounded by Badger fans and how argumentative and vulgar I get will increase exponentially with each Old Fashion I have.
I'm going to try and report on the goings on at this party. I hope they'll be happy reports and less intelligible as the night goes on.
After the first time out and we are down 11 - 3. First old fashion in hand.
Second time out. It's not looking good. Mbao got in. A white guy got a rebound over him. Ugh. The Badgers fans love this.
My old fashion is empty and Marquette looks like crap still. Is it wrong to want to punch a 12 year old in the mouth?
Under 4 and now starting to make a run. DJO saving our asses.
Well that wasn't too bad. Could have been worse. This could be better if I had another drink. Thank goodness the grandma came down. She makes one hell of an old fashion.
*Hey look at that. Lazar decided to show up. Still not too good so far. This old fashion(ed) is.
*let's hope this keeps up. These Wisconsin fans (well one racist in particular) need a good punching.
*The foul situation seems a little out of whack. It's hard to tell with a room full of people complaining about ghetto ball and black people. On a side note, I really like Marquette's shoes.
Friday, December 11, 2009
A lot of managers and coaches privately applauded Samurai Mike for doing something they'd willingly take repeated prostate exams to do, but know they can't because of the nature of the game.... comes this curious way of describing the signing of new Brewer (and future Rubie Punching Bag) Randy Wolf:
Just as Doug Melvin met up with Mark Attanasio in Los Angeles three years ago to sign Suppan, they just finished tag-teaming Randy Wolf in LA-LA Land, ever so gently twisting his left arm to put $29.75 million in his pocket.Keeping with the title of this post, I'm going to paraphrase Michael Bluth's advice to Dr. Funke: after you write one of these columns, MikeHunt, you might want to set it aside for a while, then come back a few hours later and read it again. I think you might be surprised by what you wrote.
Thursday, December 10, 2009
Fine, I'll start us off.
For those unfamiliar with the history of UW-Madison* basketball, allow me to summarize the Badgers NCAA tourney results, from the 1947-'48 season to the 1992-'93 season:
* Now, more than ever, the Badger basketball team must be referred to as "UW-Madison." After spitting the bit last night against the Green Bay Phoenix, I've decided that the Badgers have ceded the "UW" mantle to UWGB. Until the Badgers beat the Phoenix, then, I'm calling UWGB the "UW Phoenix." Hey, they earned it.
Wednesday, December 9, 2009
Tuesday, December 8, 2009
- -The number of alleged mistresses has now reached double-digits and is rapidly approaching a Barney Stinson-esque triple digits. That's a lot of poon.
- -A witness reported that Woods may have been under the influence. Reports indicate that it also could have been a cocktail of Ambien and Vicodin (not good to do the Vic and drive). Also, a subpoena request for Woods' blood sample was denied for lack of evidence.
-Another report indicates that Elin may have moved out of the house.
-At 2:30am this morning a blonde female was rushed to the emergency room. Another blonde female followed the ambulance in a black Escalade.
Monday, December 7, 2009
Kidding... but Doug Melvin would really like an answer. At a significant hometown discount, I am all for Craigers coming back. Sadly, I think he probably is going to command more money (and years) than we are willing to commit.
In the event that a Craigers deal can't be completed, the Crew picked up Pirates castoff Luis Cruz.
Keeping Reid up to date, rumors seem to indicate that a signing of Randy Wolf is imminent.
Note: I'm not sure why but, for some reason, I imagine Barry Meister to look like Barry Zuckerkorn. I did a 'Barry Meister' Google image search and came up empty-handed. SO congrats Barry Meister, you now will be honored in the blogosphere as an aging, incompetent, version of The Fonz.
-As previously expected, the Brewers have come up in discussions about pretty much every pitcher out there. They have been mentioned as possiblilities for Kevin Correia, Randy Wolf, Joel Piniero, and Doug Davis. People seem to think that Wolf is Option A.
-The Brewers apparently are not in on any deal for Edwin Jackson from the Tigers.
-The Rockies are rumored to have inquired about the availability of Corey Hart. Possibly in a trade for Ryan Spillborghs.
-Jeff Suppan for Juan Pierre? The Dodgers better be picking up a healthy chunk of the $8.5M that Pierre would be getting paid in 2011. If they are, I'm fine with that.
That's all the big stuff for now. You can bet that I'll be watching this shit like a hawk until I clock out and go home to my broken computer. Stay tuned, if something big breaks you can bet that I'll be the 13th or 14th person to blog about it.
Thursday, December 3, 2009
I don't know if this picture was taken after Trevon Hughes fouled Jon Scheyer with about 30 seconds left last night (and with the Badgers up 4, I believe), but, even if it wasn't, Bo's reaction was the same as the one depicted above:
"Oh! WHAT?!?! A foul? I'm shocked! I'm affronted! I'm going to proceed to act like a fucking jackass!"
FUCK YOU, MAN. Your boy Trevon rode Jon Scheyer like he was the fucking sidecar on a goddamn motorcycle. He fucking hip-checked that dude all the way up the court. And, yet, you act like Trevon was in a different fucking ZIP code and couldn't possibly have committed a foul. "But I told them not to foul! And my team always listens to me, because I'm such a very good coach! And because I've never gotten a top-100 recruit before, I have to mold these hapless, talentless shits into a well-oiled basketball machine. I DO MORE WITH LESS! And I said no foul! How could there be a foul?"
STOP IT. FUCKING STOP IT. LEAVE THE JACKASSERY TO POOR-SPORT FANS LIKE ME. You, on the other hand, should just sit there with your fucking bald spot and your fucking rodent face and coach the goddamned fucking game.
You beat a grossly-overrated Duke team, whose best win on the young year is a victory over an equally-overrated UCONN squad ...
The win comes on the second day of December ...
Your own program was ranked No. 1 in the nation just three years ago (I'll save you the trouble of Googling it: February '07) ...
Apparently, if you're in Madison, you rush the floor.
Way to act like you've been there before, dipshits.
Wednesday, December 2, 2009
Surprisingly, the Brewers offered arbitration to no one. I thought for sure they'd offer Felipe Lopez. The guy just had the best year of his career, I doubt he'd be to eager to sign a one year deal to be a utility man in Milwaukee. But, apparently the negative of him accepting, and having to give him the raise he'll be due, was deemed greater than the positive of the potential sandwich pick they would get if he signed elsewhere. I'm ok with that. The talk is that the Brewers are pinching their pennies to spend on pitching. Ya think?
The next stop on the Hot Stove Highway is the Winter Meetings, in the baseball hotbed of Indianapolis, IN. This is the real show. This is where shit gets done. So what do we expect out of our beloved Brewers at the Winter Meetings this year. They've already made a ripple by signing cagey veteran lefty John Halama. But something tells me they'll need more than that to improve the rotation. So one would hope that they have something on the agenda to get done down in Indy. What I expect:
-The long rumored Mark Mulder deal will get done (if it's not done before)
-The Brewers will flirt with John Lackey, but nothing will ultimately come of it.
-In fact the Brewers' dire need for pitching help will probably mean their name will come up in discussions for just about every pitcher on the market. But I think they'll probably get done at least one other deal for a pitcher. Whether it's Davis, Bedard, Pavano (who I suggested the Brewers take a look at back on July 27: see comment 3), Harden, Duscherer or someone out of left-field that I can't even think of. They don't have a choice, they have to sign someone.
-There will have to be something done to address the bench depth. I'm curious if Counsell will come back. Man, where would this team have been without Craig Counsell last year? *shudder*
-Maybe a trade. I wouldn't be surprised to see the Crew make a deal. I don't expect a blockbuster, but something on the mid-level wouldn't shock me at all. What's Corey Hart's value right now? (Ok, it's shitty, I know. But I'm just thinking out loud here.)
Whatever it is, it's obvious something has to happen. I don't know what the ideal move is, but I'm very interested to see what transpires.
Tuesday, December 1, 2009
To no one's surprise, Derek Jeter was named SI Sportsman of the Year for finally leading the Yankees back to greatness and helping them earn their 27th World Series Championship. But in my book he should get the award just for landing Lyla Garrity (aka Minka Kelly) from the critically acclaimed tv show Friday Night Lights