Friday, February 12, 2010

Hart Wins Arbys; BEEF 'N CHEDDARS FOR EVERYBODY.

In the eyes of a three-person arbitration panel, Jon Hart deserves $4.8 million this season (h/t Brew Crew Ball and KL). Yep, $4.8 million to half-ass it in right field, chase breaking balls in the dirt, and attempt to divine the ancient mystery of how can I take a walk every fourth game and STILL hit for power?

But seriously, crew, dynamite decision there, rewarding a guy who's had one-and-a-half good seasons. Maybe Jon can afford his own International Harvester now ... or some laser surgery to remove those ridiculous tattoos. (For real, man: that tattoo of a face on your forearm makes you look like fucking Pete from the old Pete and Pete show on Nickelodeon.)

Happy Friday.

6 comments:

EMoney said...

What other options do we have in this case?

Rubie Q said...

Options?

EMoney said...

Speaking of Arby's, the QB kind of reminds me of the commercial where an entire city disappears and a guy says they're all at Arby's Roast Beef sale. This blog has turned into a big of a ghost town of late.....is Arby's having a roast beef sale?

Rubie Q said...

Walsh's blog is gone, and with it the links. We're all on our lonesome, E.

Master Reid said...

WTFuck? Who argued this case for the Brewers? Lionel Hutz?

Rubie Q said...

"Mr. Simpson, don't you worry. I saw an episode of Matlock in a bar last night. The sound was down, but I think I got the gist of it."