In the eyes of a three-person arbitration panel, Jon Hart deserves $4.8 million this season (h/t Brew Crew Ball and KL). Yep, $4.8 million to half-ass it in right field, chase breaking balls in the dirt, and attempt to divine the ancient mystery of how can I take a walk every fourth game and STILL hit for power?
But seriously, crew, dynamite decision there, rewarding a guy who's had one-and-a-half good seasons. Maybe Jon can afford his own International Harvester now ... or some laser surgery to remove those ridiculous tattoos. (For real, man: that tattoo of a face on your forearm makes you look like fucking Pete from the old Pete and Pete show on Nickelodeon.)