... presented without commercial interruption, are ACTUAL questions fielded by the Milwaukee Journal-Sentinel's Anthony Witrado during his JSOnline chat today. I have taken no fictional "Chris Capuano once led Tom Haudricourt to believe that he (Tom) had murdered a girl" liberties with these queries.
Again: actual questions, taken by a reputed journalist. Brace yourselves:
Q: GlennInTampa - Mr. Witardo, is there some "equal opportunity"-related reason why you still have a job here when you are worse than Haudricourt (if that's even possible), take shots at the players and have an arrogance that someone of your age and skill level should not have? I really feel sorry for you, kid. And the other readers are getting tired of it. Fear for your job, buddy.
Q: Dontrell, Jax, FL - How's spring training? Is it poppin and crackin like they say?
Q: dmoney, The Mean Streets of Shorewood - How do you pull down so much tail?
Q: Braun Knows - How are your dodgers looking this year traitor?
And damn it all to hell: Anthony actually responded to a question with an LOL:
Q: Ben, East Side - Anthony, The Brewers have decided to memorialize a former owner that has one AL pennant to show for 33 years of ownership. By that logic, should the Yankees build Steinbrenner Airport?
A: Anthony Witrado - Lol! By that logic they should rename the Bronx after the guy.
I have no words. There are no words.