Thursday, March 4, 2010

What Is Mike Brey's Mock Turtle Covering?

As we sit and patiently wait for Saturday afternoon to get here, let us get the Notre Dame hate rolling. So let's talk about last night......

Notre Dame vs. UConn was like watching Big Ten Basketball. 17 points for the Fighting Irish in the first half? Just ugly. Neither one of those teams belong in the NCAA tournament.

Apparently Mike Brey would prefer to look like Tim Robbins' Public TV News Anchor from the movie Anchorman.

Nothing sets off Chris Hansen's pervert alert more than a turtleneck and jacket.

So let's play a little game called "What Is Mike Brey's Mock Turtle Covering?"

The possibilities for answers are endless, have at it in the comments.

(note this idea was stolen from Rubie)

13 comments:

klwillis45 said...

It's covering the zipper where he can change over to his Steve Lappas head.

Mr. Sparkle said...

His mark of the beast tattoo.

Rubie Q said...

IDEA THIEF.

Devil's Threesome said...

Holy shit - a Steve Lappas joke - quite impressive KL.

He wears the turtleneck to cover up hickies from Brady Quinn so Jeff Samardzija doesn't get jealous.

Devil's Threesome said...

Earlier in the season MU players and coaches didn't cut their hair until they lost. Similarly, Mike Brey refuses to wear a tie until ND gives a good defensive effort...I think the wait has been 7-8 years.

Admiral Ackbar, S.J. said...

You snooze, you lose Rubie.

PaulNoonan said...

A Harangoiter.

Rubie Q said...

And, besides, everybody knows that he wears the mock turtles to cover up the bite marks from the time Fat Chuck mistook Brey for a giant-sized Twinkie.

Devil's Threesome said...

Come on, it's actually covering up tats. It's part of the secret initiation into the Coach K Coaching Tree of Overhyped Promise. Other members include Tommy Amaker, Quin Snyder, Bob Bender, David Henderson, Johnny Dawkins and Jeff Capel. Quin Snyder is obviously the acting President.

Rubie Q said...

Soon to be added: WOJO.

Mr. Rumsfield's Brownies said...

I think it's like one of those cursive name tattoos that says Luke.

Master Reid said...

It's covering the scars from where he got stabbed in the neck by Kyle McAlarney's mom during a drug deal gone wrong.

Devil's Threesome said...

Or...It's covering scars from when Paul Hornung mistook his neck for a Schlitz pull tab.