Friday, May 21, 2010

Apocalypse Wow!

Today's sign of impending doom brought to you from Target Field where Jeff Suppan has just entered the game in relief of Bushy... In the bottom of the 1st inning.

Game over?

4 comments:

You are a Baffoon said...

Synopsis of Brewers season, a recipe one hopes to forget. Take one pinch of Zaun, one spoon full of Suppan, one dash of sleepy Macha, and top it off with a heeping loaf of fermenting Hoffman. Place in large gallon sized Brewers hat, make sure to include one wallet-sized Brewers schedule aswell to make sure all games get ample covering of stinking treatment. Once all ingredients are in the gallon sized Brewers hat, proceed to wait until the time is perfectly right for nature to provide the secret ingredient. One will know when the time is right, when one can feel the cramping and discomfort of a large steaming log about to, but not quite, leave your nether region. Before this premature launch occurs, make sure to align the gallon sized Brewer hat properly knowing that any shift or misalignment could result in horrible consequences. Once your payload is properly aligned with laser guided like precision, release the payload so it hits the target deep inside the hat insuring a huge mess for everyone and thing inside. You now have succeeded in your mission and proceeded in showing the world what the Brewers have done the last two months or so. In laymans terms...The Brewers continue to go to great lengths to constanting shit in their own hats...and it's getting damn old.

EMoney said...

The Twins dominance of Milwaukee is nothing new....the losing 10 of 11 in embarassing fashion while plummeting to the bottom of the central is. This team is a DISASTER! You can blame the coaching, ie. Manager/Pitching coach, all you want, but they can't turn water into wine so to speak. I understand quality pitching is never in excess throughout the leage, but it's about time Melvin looks in the mirror and realizes that mediocre pitchers won't win penants.....even IF you pay them 12 million a year. It'll be a cold day in hell before Milwaukee signs a legitimate free agent ace. That being said, prospects are our only hope. My Reds have been working on this for years, and it looks like their patience is finally paying off. And they're doing this with Volquez on the DL and that Cuban sensation in the minors. They could be a tough out in the central for years to come. All that said, if the Crew is 10-15 games back at the break, do we finally deal Prince?

Br1207yantScipio1 said...

成功等於目前,其他都是這句話的註解。.............................................

Mr. Sparkle said...

Thanks Br1207yantScipio1, couldn't have said it better myself.