Saturday, May 29, 2010

Brewers Purchase Segway

First and foremost, way to go Yo! Your complete game shutout gave the bullpen a much needed rest. And Corey Hart's first career walk-off homer decided the pitchers duel between Yo and Johan; nice work. Could this be the tipping point that brings back Rubie's too-tight sausage-stained Corey Hart retro jersey tee and a resurgence of the "Corey Hart I am a man club"? Probably not but who knows with all the goofy shit that has gone on this season.

On an important pitching note, the Brewers have purchased the contract of Segway riding bionic man Chris Capuano. Props to Cappy for making it back but it's a sad statement about the state of our pitching staff that I'm excited to have someone called up after two Tommy John surgeries and 30 months of recovery. He was impressive with Triple-A Nashville posting a 1-1 record with a 1.80 ERA in 25 innings; let's hope he proves to be durable. Corresponding roster move is TBD... Jeff Suppan?

1 comment:

Sheets' Va Jay Jay said...

Vargas is done. DFA. I think he and Suppan had to draw straws.

Love the Gob pic. I think we need more DA references around here.