Wednesday, July 28, 2010

Inglett Emerges As New Closer

Probably not but still a 1-2-3 ninth inning from our utility guy who showed off his testicular fortitude by replying to Macha "I'll go do that".

Not since Henry Rowengartner secured the Cubs a division win with his floater has a pitcher gotten by with "high stinky cheese" in the 56 mph range.

Much like Fabio was once honored to be recognized as the best Actor/Model rather than Model/Actor, I'm sure Inglett will be honored to be recognized for the Best All-Around Utility Performance rather than being called a Slugger/Pitcher (what ever happened to the Kiesch?).